eBay, as you know, can occasionally have amusing auctions. This one was pointed out to me back in 2002 and I was lucky enough to save eBay's auction page while it was still active. Fortunately, I wasn't the only one. The link goes to a personal web page that has that comedic auction preserved forever (or at least until their server goes down).

Helplessly Addicted To eBay Barbie!